18 thoughts on “168 pages of Wirral Council's Environmental Streetscene Services contract with Biffa Waste Services Limited”

1. Well done John,
   But all that reading, all that money and Wirral still looks like a shit hole!

   1. Sadly with very little enforcement of the litter laws, people know they can get away with dropping litter or throwing it from cars!

2. G’day John

   WARNING WARNING WARNING

   Don’t get into bed with “The Chamber Potty” unless you just want to rip off the Clowncill.

   Manufacturing firm pledges support for Birkenhead BID

   Look at Wirral “Funny” Bizz under the control or lack of by “The Chamber Potty” and some of her cohorts at “The “piss” Pot” particularly “Phil the Dill” and “The Football Shirt”.

   Ooroo

   James

   See ya Thursday my boy over in Uncle Joe territory…can’t wait to see “The Shyster”.

   1. Sadly I missed the tribunal on Thursday. Thankfully though it was adjourned.

3. G’day John

   Thought I might have seen you at the courthouse with two of your fellow Wirral Heroes Paul and Martin.

   I walked in with “Highbrow” and the place stunk like a dirty loo and lo and behold in front of me when I stopped squinting was “The Shyster” with a very expensive looking barrister.

   Why do your own work when the Wirral public are paying.

   Besides he is not very clever is he?

   They assured me the stink was coming from the old sewers at that end of town. I doubt it.

   Then there were three very expensive looking judges or tribunalists or whatever they call themselves I am told up from London…not cheap I wouldn’t think.

   I suppose Wirral public are paying so who cares?

   “The Shyster” is certainly not going to care is he a morning out and looked like he went shopping passed the coffee shop my mates were in?

   He doesn’t have to pay to hide Gra Gra and his gangs filthy, dirty, stinking, rotten, rat infested, secrets and if they get rid they would have to pay handsomely as is the norm.

   I say Gra Gra because he was the little intimate gangs boss at the time not suggesting he was getting into bed with whatsername, or, “The Football Shit”, or, anybody, or, anything unsavoury.

   Well it started John and we had to leave so the judges could talk to the clowncil then we came back in again and then we went out again and I am not one bit wiser from the events what it was about.

   So back in three months to the same tribunal, more expense, and the only decent thing I heard was the judge complimenting Paul and Martin for being reasonable.

   He didn’t mention the clowncil and certainly not for being reasonable.

   So back after the election has come and gone

   There was a really lovely whistleblower from the NHS with our two Wirral Heroes.

   The treatment of whistleblowers in this country makes me physically puke.

   Ooroo

   James

   Ps They took an audio recorder off paul and Martins friend but left us all with our phones with recorders in them.

   Bizzare John especially as I sense this case revolved around a telephone recording but don’t quote me.

   “Highbrow” might have had THE NOKIA with him as well.

   Pps Can you tell Reprahnepets the law is as big an ass as ever and can be so manipulated.

   But he knows that.

   You can also tell him that as an irreverent Aussie as you call me I showed the due respect to his beloved law by wearing my dirty shorts and t shirt.

   WIRRAL GATE WIRRAL GATE WIRRAL GATE WIRRAL GATE

   1. G’day.

      Sorry to miss the whistleblowers convention in Liverpool. Sadly due to an injury to my thumb on my writing hand I couldn’t do court reporting even if I’d been there.

      Quite glad it’s been adjourned really as it gives me a chance to go.

      Nothing restricting me frompressing buttons on a camera so I went to film Cllr Foulkes at a Merseytravel meeting.

      Did Mr Tour fete or court you? 😉

      As to use of barrister, standard practice for taxpayer funded organisations. Means officers have someone to blame if it goes pear shaped in front of the press as barristers are never told the whole story.

      1. G’day John

         Funny you should mention the whistleblowers convention.

         Watch this space.

         Ooroo

         James

4. G’day John

   Totally disgusted with one of my bessies “Highbrow”.

   He asked “The Shyster” how he was.

   Who gives a F&&?

   Sadly he blubbered through the swollen jowls something BRRRR GRRR like good.

   I said that is a shame.

   John I don’t think I have met a lower life form.

   The more I see the law and people like him I just wonder what the world is about.

   A semi educated man covering for blokes that can’t keep it in their pants or be open, honest and transparent and getting overpaid.

   Shall I tell you John what I really think?

   I think I still luv “Highbrow”.

   It was really my first opportunity to vaguely meet Paul and Martin and what thoroughly nice decent blokes.

   Unlike

   “The Shyster” “The Football Shit” “The Pretend Friend” “He who can talk for twenty minutes without breathing or saying anything” “Crabapple” and everyone’s favourite “The Dunny Chain Wearer”.

   Best not mention “The Raving Loony”. Asking “Highbrow” to apologise.

   Word on the street is “Spotty Dog” was hand picked.

   Ooroo

   James

   See you in court young man.

   Ps Don’t miss “Highbrow” in court whatever you do he will run rings around the sloppy gobbed shiny headed “Shyster” every day of the week.

   Did “The Dunny Chain Wearer” court and fete you or just say “We have lessons to learn” “Lessons to learn” “Lessons to learn”?

5. G’day John

   Talking of “The Shyster” his most impressive asset was on show in front of the “Expensive Barrister” and “Three Ridiculously Expensive Imported Judges” was his ability to make a note with a cheap plastic pen which made him look to be sweating like a pig.

   Come on Ecca make them spend some of their exorbitant wages on work tools.

   Talking of tools…..

   I wonder why “Phil the Dill” “His ugly twin brother with the comb over” and “The Dunny Chain Wearer” were not there they have a vested interest me thinks.

   Ooroo

   James

   Ps Notice on the court list, I think there was a case with Portsmouth (or somewhere equally remote) Council.

   They all stink and hide behind Reprahnepets Ridiculous Law.

   1. Just to correct you (ever so slightly), a First Tier Tribunal (Information Rights) has one judge and two lay members, not three judges.

      1. Thanks John

         I presume the lay members were local as I thought that they looked familiar.

         Ooroo

         James

6. G’day John

   Interesting talking to Paul yesterday and looked it up on Wirral In It Together about his chance meeting with Ecca.

   If I was lucky enough to get his job on £175,000 or whatever it is I would ask my senior officers to speak to all the Whistleblowers about their claims in a very short meeting and see if it can be sorted amicably.

   Then as a test I would meet personally with the very same whistleblowers and discuss.

   Then I would earn my £175,000.

   Simples.

   I am not saying he shouldn’t trust his senior officers but watch your wife and your back Ecca.

   Ooroo

   John

   1. The new Chief Executive has started on £165,000 not £175,000, see this Cabinet report here.

      1. Thanks John

         If he doesn’t get £200,000.00 in his first full year I’ll eat your dirty dacks.

         Ooroo

         James

         Ps Same goes if he earns it!

7. G’day John

   Despite being tiddly on Friday and seeing “The Shyster” in action yesterday….big fat and ugly in every sense of the words comes to mind.

   I don’t think I can even bother insulting the most vile group of people I have ever come across.

   Individually a few might be ok but as a group they are as repulsive as the Kitchen Cabinet and the closing of Lyndale.

   The DCLG might not be much better.

   From: Anna Canning
   Department for Communities and Local Government

   17 April 2015

   Our reference: 768042 Information request

   Dear Mr Hobro

   I am writing to apologise for the significant delay in responding to your
   request for a copy of the investigation report in to the abuse of the
   Intensive Start Up Scheme.

   I am currently reviewing the information we hold and will endeavour to get a response to you as soon as I can.

   I appreciate you should have received a response by now and am sorry for any inconvenience caused.

   I have informed the Information Commissioner of our position in responding
   to this request.

   Yours sincerely

   Anna Canning
   Knowledge & Information Access Team
   Department for Communities and Local Government

   …………………………………………………………………………………….

   John this was only finished over 13 months ago.

   I am closing in my man on the ultimate WHISTLEBLOWER STATEMENT.

   Ooroo

   James

   Ps Keep up the great work John they really need an eye kept on them.

   Just like the tribunal yesterday John they manipulate the law to cover for arseholes like “The Football Shit” and “The Shyster” and “The Dunny Chain Wearer”.

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8. G’day John

   Lovely day.

   It is in the words of the DCLG letter above.

   I am writing to apologise for the significant delay in responding to your
   request for a copy of the investigation report in to the abuse of the
   Intensive Start Up Scheme.

   Unless they are as dodgy as Wirral there will be a claw back of lots of monies and fines regarding this and prosecutions.

   What I am saying John is we have been telling each and every one for almost four years.

   And, do you know they will all duck for cover and say but I said nothing.

   Apart from “The Raving Loony” representing his not red team.

   I suggest nobody but Simon Kelly of this 66 gets voted for.

   Ooroo

   James

   Ps Sorry for not being more irreverent I am getting closer to the end of my tether.

9. G’day John

   Wirral “Funny” Bizz £2,000,000.00

   Wirral “Funny” Bizz £2,000,000.00

   Wirral “Funny” Bizz £2,000,000.00

   Wirral “Funny” Bizz £2,000,000.00

   Wirral “Funny” Bizz £2,000,000.00

   Wirral “Funny” Bizz £2,000,000.00

   All away in Portugal.

   The only clowncillor to say boo is Simon Kelly Lib Dem please don’t vote for any of the other 64 GOB SHUTS

   Ooroo

   James

10. G’day John

    What a weekend of political dead dingo dung.

    The NHS are talking of stopping their big pay offs and Deric Pickled is talking about stopping the pay offs for the likes of Gra Gra retiring after every job, or, getting the flick which appears to be the same pay off.

    Well as far as Wirral goes the sooner the NHS meets the Clowncil the better so keep on smoking out the back you lying cheating barstards.

    “The Football Shirt” at our whistle blowing meeting 1,385 days ago or in his talk about 55,400 fags ago actually lasted over an hour without a smoke but couldn’t walk me out the building quick enough to light up.

    Smoking kills as can lying and cheating..

    Struggling University Academy Birkenhead to change its name.

    I would like to suggest Lyndale John as their flagship.

    Ooroo

    James

    Ps While Frankenstein just wants the drunks to keep voting for him.

    Birkenhead politician launches campaign to save last cross-river night bus service.

    How about Lyndale you effing old galah?

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